Michigan announces ten new classes to be offered this fall.

In preparation for the upcoming school year, the University of Michigan has been busy preparing campus for the year, which starts in September, and that is 2004, not 2084 when most of the students will reach the intelligence they would need ro most universities. Noticing that classes were filling up quickly for the fall quarter, the Michigan administration announced that they would be offering ten new classes this fall. They said however that students must enroll quickly because these will be some of the schools toughest classes and will fill up quickly. Here they are:

1. Philosophy: Why don’t they spell it with an "F"?

2. Pre law seminar: Age of consent in 50 states.

3. Sandwich making: a project course.

4. Hand Shadow workshop

5. Subtraction: Addition’s tricky friend.

6. Cliff Notes vs. Monarch Notes: Two views of the Classics.

7. Hooked on Phonics

8. The College Classroom: A simulation

9. ABC’s: An extended version

10. Literature: Coloring inside the lines.